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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

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rosenguildencrantzstern:

jovialtheatredreamer:

If he calls you his “angel of music” 

Marry him. 

if he calls you his angel of music
R U N

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joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

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myjusticecake:

itswallie:

 #that took me a second to get #this is a very involved joke

This joke gives me life.

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Source: awesome-

"On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence."

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Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

BOOM

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THANK YOU

oh this is SO FREAKING SPOT ON

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irresistible-revolution:

if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong

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perfectlycrystal:

Mehtap Omer

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samssamulet:

the last one though lol

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12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.

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